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• With the recessionary impact on chocolate sales, Oompa Loompa's retrain for new careers in medicine.

• She said she wasn't allergic to carrots!! Oh why did I believe her?? WHY??

• "Even in Wonderland, Britney can't seem to behave herself." Or: "Performer at this year's Wonka Ball takes ass backward approach to dance routine, and sells fans short."

• I knew these panties would be too tight and cut off circulation to my brain!

• "The newest trend in looking hot with plastic surgery has backfired - transplanting your ass to the front caused this hollywood socialite a trip to the hospital, stat. Coattail-riding oompa loompa friends tag along for support while the bunny rabbits wonder who will supply their carrot addiction."

• A man and woman got more intimate than they originally planned when they were accidentally fused together while dancing at a private swingers club. The two victims were reportedly in "close proximity" to each other when a wormhole opened by the Oompa- Loompas caused their bodies to merge together. The Oompa-Loompas were attempting to capture two large rabbits that escaped from Loompaland. The rabbits were horrified by the events and promised to never run away again.

• Man, that Joey deVilla used to have some wild birthday parties.

• The final performance of "The Rocky Horror Picture Show" was an emotional event for all who attended.

• Tea Party Incident: A drunken Alice falls ass backwards into stretcher.

• This isn't exactly what I meant when I said you could use ass tissue.. I'm suing the damn surgeon.