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Caption This Photo, I Dare You

My friend Miss Fipi Lele finds all sorts of great and weird stuff, the photo below included:


What photo can’t be improved by some old-school Oompa-Loompas?

See if you can come up with a caption for this photo and post it in the comments.

My caption would be: “Ain’t nothin’ like the Queen’s Homecoming street party!”

Joey deVilla

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  • "Even in Wonderland, Britney can't seem to behave herself." Or: "Performer at this year's Wonka Ball takes ass backward approach to dance routine, and sells fans short."

  • "The newest trend in looking hot with plastic surgery has backfired - transplanting your ass to the front caused this hollywood socialite a trip to the hospital, stat. Coattail-riding oompa loompa friends tag along for support while the bunny rabbits wonder who will supply their carrot addiction."

  • A man and woman got more intimate than they originally planned when they were accidentally fused together while dancing at a private swingers club. The two victims were reportedly in "close proximity" to each other when a wormhole opened by the Oompa- Loompas caused their bodies to merge together. The Oompa-Loompas were attempting to capture two large rabbits that escaped from Loompaland. The rabbits were horrified by the events and promised to never run away again.

  • The final performance of "The Rocky Horror Picture Show" was an emotional event for all who attended.

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