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“How to be Just Bitchy Enough”

That’s the title of one of the articles in the current edition of Cosmopolitan, which I saw yesterday while grocery shopping:


Photo taken by your ‘umble chronicler.

Given that Cosmo comes from the pop culture machine that reinforces the notions that politeness is wimpy, dickery is the same thing as assertiveness and Grey’s Anatomy is good television, I suspect the article might be better titled Give Me What I Want or I Will Create a Commotion that will Demean Us All.

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Back in March, I posted another article based on a Cosmo article title. This one involved use of the word “vajayjay” (you know, that new slang term for “a lady’s nethers”).

Joey deVilla

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  • I understand what they're trying to do with "bitchy enough". I've tried before to get something done by asking nicely. It didn't work. I had to stop being nice to get it done. I had to be a bitch--not a super-bitch, mind you, but a bitch all the same.

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