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Learn Wifespeak or Suffer the Consequences

A guy in Utah just got a crash course in Wifespeak:


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Joey deVilla

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  • Joey,

    I've got a beautiful 2006 2-seater convertible sitting in my garage for which I shall pay by castration. That guy with the bike is absolutely right. I know I'm an immigrant to this country & English isn't my 1st language, but if my wife says, repeatedly, "Sure, get what you want..." where th'hell is the confusion? (PS. I also offered to replace her SUV with whatever car she wants out of my own pocket. The offer's still open. And unlike my wife, I actually mean it. Out of spite, she hasn't taken up my offer. Yet.)

    Someone out there please transalate 'wifespeak' for me.

    The Filipino Eric Cartman

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