Here’s another post on dork — er — pocket bikes, inspired by my earlier post.
There’s a lot of work involved in making pocket bikes seem cool. Most of it involves posing women beside pocket bikes, either in comic form:
Or in real-life itchy-in-the-pants form:
However, the reality is less glamourous:
Far less glamourous:
Far, far, less glamourous:
The ridiculousness continues. So much that this is just the third of three Sunday picdumps…
The ridiculousness continues. So much that this is just the second of three Sunday picdumps…
The ridiculousness continues. So much that this is just the first of three Sunday picdumps…
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I dunno, I like the pocket bikes. Really I do. Does that make me a dork, or am I saved because I'm a girl?
Trust me, you'll test positive for dorkdom the minute you sit on one of those things. The lopsidedness of a person sitting on one of those tiny things guarantees it. Better by far to get a full-sized motorbike, scooter or bicycle.
...and with perfect timing the British government is 'cracking down' on these mini-bikes.