The Hottest Thing You Can Say

Recently, Deenster wrote about an article in Men’s Health magazine: The 30 Hottest Things You Can Say to a Naked Woman. I think that’s a bit ahead of the game — there’s still no consensus on the hottest things one can say to a fully-clothed woman:


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The guy in the second-to-last panel looks and sounds like my old housemate Paul. The guy in the last panel kind of looks and sounds like me!

Joey deVilla

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  • I don't know if this is the hottest, but it had surprising results for me.

    We were relaxing from a horizontal session, and I apologized for being a bit fatigued. "I only had two hours sleep last night," I said (which was true). "I guess I was too excited to sleep because I knew I was seeing you today."

    The next thing I knew her tongue was down my throat.

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