If you’re looking for new background images for your computer desktop,
need to spice up your dorm room or cubicle with wacky posters or are
looking for off-the-wall Christmas or Chanukah gift wrapping paper, the
Universe People website is a gold mine waiting to be tapped!
The Universe People site opens with something that I’ve heard only at
the Apple Store and that International House of Pancakes in San
Francisco’s SOMA district with the overly-cheeful staff: “WE LOVE YOU
AND HELP YOU OUT”. They warn you that “They” — meaning governments and
big business — “want to replace your spiritual heart by calculator!”
As far as I can tell, the Universe People are a wacky UFO-meets-Jesus
cult based in the Czech Republic. The text of the site, a mishmash of
Heaven’s Gate-ish sci-fi religion written in poorly-translated English,
makes hours for unintentionally hilarious reading. However, the site’s
true gem is its collection of images, of which there are thousands. For
example, take a gander at this image of Jesus in a style approaching
that of Maragret Keane’s “sad-eyed children” paintings:
Better still is this diagram of “Transcendental Action of Helpful
Energies from Heaven and Hell on the Planet Earth”, shown below. You
can click the image to see it at full size.
Click the image to see it at full size.
I really love that “Informatic-Analyst” bit at the bottom
(“informatics” is a term often used outside North America to refer to
what we call “computer science”). Let’s take a closer look:
Click the image to see it at full size.
You know, that looks like a lot of dot-com business models.
Thousands of other equally-strange images are available for
download from their images site. Be sure to browse this freaky gallery
where you can find this painting, which makes me want to go buy a van
right now so I can have it airbrushed just like so:
Damn, I wish I could’ve used that image for our wedding invitations!
Being a UFO-Jesus cult, they have no shortage of pictures of flying saucers:
or ships that look just like the “whalesong” vessel from Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home:
The Universe People’s site should give you lots of fun browsing during
the downtime of the Christmas season. Merry Christmas, Happy Chanukah,
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Sadly, my mother is into religion like this. She owns a framed picture of Jesus exactly like you have posted. I swear to God.