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Stories About Roy Orbison Being Wrapped Up in Cling Film

(Or, as we North Americans like to say, “Saran Wrap”.)

You have to like a site that starts with this line:

“Hello, and welcome to my homepage. My name is Ulrich Haarbürste and I like to write stories

about Roy Orbison being wrapped up in cling-film

.”
Joey deVilla

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  • Somehow "Hallo und Willkommen auf meiner Heimatseite. Mein Name ist James Hairbrush und ich mag es Geschichten ueber Roy Orbison und Frischhaltefolie zu schreiben" doesn't sound as appealing.

    Strange that.

  • The thing about fetishes that can be so very interesting is just how specific they have to be to do the job. I bet it wouldn't be the same, even using a different brand of cling film. And there are no substitutions either. Neither Jerry Lee Lewis nor Johnny Cash would cut the mustard. Not even Elvis. Not even a really keen accordionist.

    misteranchovy.blogspot.com

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