These quotes won’t be word-perfect, but they’re as close as I can get them.
David Letterman, recalling the birth of his son Harry last year, during which he was “a complete basket case”:
You know, I’m not a young guy. [Letterman’s in his late fifties.] I did some soul-searching and thought: “I’ll leave the country!”
Ed Helms on The Daily Show:
John, if you want to have gay sex or visit a library, tonight might be your last night to do it. Personally, I’m going to kill two birds with one stone.
I’ve got a lot to do this week, but I’m fine with that. I intend…
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Last month, I wrote about a manufacturing mistake that became a hit for the Year…
It’s Sunday, and it’s time for another “picdump!” Here are the memes, pictures, and cartoons…
Once again, here’s another of my regular reminders to double-check your work (or better still,…