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The Real Party That Matters…

…isn’t the Republican Party or the Democratic Party or Nader’s party,

but my birthday/engagement party, happening this Saturday. If you’re in

town, let me know if you’d like to attend.

Maybe I should make attendees sign a party oath before letting them in:

I, [state your name], do solemnly swear to party hearty tonight, ooh and ahh at Wendy’s engagement ring, smoke outside and not use Joey’s towels as boot and shoe mats.
Joey deVilla

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  • Or, you could ooh and aah at the towels and promise not to wipe your shoes on my engagement ring? Party outside and smoke hearty? No, don't smoke hearty.

    I just feel all upside down today is all. But Saturday will be much fun and I look forward to meeting lots of you.

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