And you thought my accordion technique was ridiculous

 

“Come home with me! I’ll give you…THREE DOLLARS…”

[ via del.icio.us, which I really need to use more often ] How to use a hand puppet to meet, attract, and date tons of single women. Here’s the relevant snippet:

• First, you will need a hand puppet. You can buy them at your major toy stores such as Toys R Us.

• Bring your hand puppet with you to a nightclub where there are lots of single ladies.

• When you see a girl that you’re attracted to, approach her and tap her

  on the shoulder lightly with your puppet and when she turns around

  raise your hand puppet towards her face and say something like this

  with your puppet, “Hi beautiful, would you like to dance with me?” Move

  your puppet up and down with your hand as you are saying your script

  just as if the puppet was really talking. And be sure to talk in a real

  silly voice.

• What happens next? She’s going to die laughing and think that you are

  so funny. Plus, you will make a very favorable impression on her

  because women love a guy with a sense of humor. And, of course, she

  will most likely dance with you.

I know this method of meeting single women seems a little silly, but

try it. It works like a charm for my friend and it can work for you

too.

I’ll bet this could be turned into a decent social experiment / paying newspaper article. Hmm…