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Accordion bar set

If you don’t watch eBay like a hawk, you miss out on the gems. For instance, I missed out on this accordion bar set:

If James Bond was an accordion player, he’d have one of these. And the chord buttons would activate really cool weapons too.

Here’s the description, taken verbatim from the eBay auction page:

THIS AUCTION IF FOR AN ACCORDIAN BAR SET. COMES WITH TWO DECANTER BOTTLES AND FOUR SHOT GLASSES. HAS MUSICBOX THAT PLAYS “HOW DRY I AM” WHEN ONE OF THE BOTTLES IS LIFTED UP. NO MARKS TO INDICATE AGE OR MAKER. GLASS BOTTLES ARE SMOKED WITH GOLD TRIM.SHOT GLASSES ARE AMBER COLORED. SHIPPING WILL BE DETERMINED BY ZIP CODE. ITEM W/O PACKING MATERIEL WEIGHS 7 POUNDS.MADE OF BLACK PLASTIC WITH GOLDTONE METAL TRIM.

Accordions and alcohol are so often intertwined in my life — why, oh why did I miss this auction?

Joey deVilla

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  • I actually have one of these sets. It's from the early 1950s and I was surfing around getting an idea of price before I gave it to a local auction house. let me know if you're interested.
    Eileenh

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