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Yup, that’s going to be hard to beat

After a too-much-information conversation at a recent dinner gathering, I’ll have to say that the worst thing I’ve heard said in the throes of sexual passion is:

“Can you smell what The Rock is cookin’?”

Just before climax.

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.

I don’t think even The Rock says that when he’s gettin’ his freak on.

Joey deVilla

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