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Scam warning

I've just received not one, but three emails with the subject line "Security measures" from the address "service@paypal.com" asking me…

23 years ago

There’s a difference, you know…

"Joey," said Tabitha the Cute Hot Dog Stand Girl, "you're a slut." "'Slut' is such an ugly word. I prefer…

23 years ago

"Don’t make me Ang Lee. You wouldn’t like me when I’m Ang Lee."

Although I came up with that line independently, it seems that I've been beaten to the punch. Dang.

23 years ago

The world gets a little more Gibsonesque

The Voodoo Magick BoxA friend of mine told me about his experiences with the Voodoo Magick Box this weekend. Apparently,…

23 years ago

Atonement

Okay, as a way of atoning for linking to a bad bum pic in the last posting, I present to…

23 years ago

Best…email…ever

This came to me from one Timothy Dewey Dewey. It is republished here with his permission:Dear King of Kings, I…

23 years ago

I’m so confused

My experience with Artifical Intelligence is limited to a single third-year course at Crazy Go Nuts University where we did…

23 years ago

As a matter of fact, ma’am, some of us *do* give a damn about the accordion

It took me a while to post this, but I thought I'd save it for National Accordion Awareness Month, which…

23 years ago

Jeebus gets 1337

When asked if I believe in God, I usually answer with "Well, something got me through University." At the engineering…

23 years ago