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The Best Songs of 2012, According to “Said the Gramophone”

If you're of a certain generation, you'll remember this: Fisher Price's clever music box made up to look like a…

13 years ago

The Truth About Scorpions

Found via Andrew "Mental Floss" McCallum. And in case you were thinking that I was talking about Scorpions, the '80s…

13 years ago

What I’ve Been Up To Lately

Getting There I've been away from Toronto since December 29th, when I flew to Tampa by way of Montreal. Montreal…

13 years ago

State of the Laptop 2013

While on the street that Vanilla Ice immortalized as "A1A Beachfront Avenue" yesterday, I picked up a couple of new…

13 years ago

Happy New Year!

Have a great new year! Regular posting will resume on Monday, January 7th.

14 years ago

What Rob Ford Wanted for Christmas

Our might-be-our-ex-mayor-if-our-luck-holds-out Rob Ford could make use of the iDrive Mobile Device Mount.

14 years ago

101 Things to Do Before You’re Old and Boring, and Which of Them I’ve Done

Kate and Dave, two friends of mine, threw their annual Boxing Day gathering at their place last night. It was…

14 years ago

Darkseid’s Still on Santa’s Naughty List

Christmas may have come and gone (mine was quite nice, hope yours was, too), but it's never too late for…

14 years ago

Toronto Guy Offers Reward for Lost USB Key With Pictures of Great Sentimental Value. And Naked Ex-Girlfriends. And His Penis.

Not the actual missing USB key from the story, but I want to believe that it looks just like this!…

14 years ago

I’m Celebrating Christmas the Single No-Kids 40something Way…

...and if The Oatmeal isn't lying to me, this is how it's supposed to be done: Y'know, "Evernog" sounds like…

14 years ago