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My Accordion-Assisted Airline Upgrades

The Dallas Upgrade It was 8 p.m. on a Saturday night in Dallas-Fort Worth airport when I arrived from Las…

13 years ago

You! Shall! Not! Pass…the mashed potatoes.

This Lord of the Rings-themed dining table is geek-tastic. I give it a natural 20.

13 years ago

The snowman’s horrifying secret

Found at Mister Hayden. Click to see the source.

13 years ago

I’d hate to have to retrieve the contents from locker number 15…

Click the photo to face the fury at full size. ...I'm assuming, of course, that whoever left the little yapper…

13 years ago

Why I got kicked out of the grocery store

I don't understand -- I was just following the instructions they provided!

13 years ago

Virus vs. retrovirus: What’s the difference?

This picture, courtesy of Google Science Fair, makes it simple to distinguish between the two:

13 years ago

More superdickery: Professor X fires various X-Men

Comedian Pete Holmes has an often-amusing (sometimes he milks a joke a little too long) series of YouTube videos in…

13 years ago

In which we learn not the True Meaning of Christmas, but the True Meaning of Superdickery

Click the comic to read it at full size. Yes, Tyrone, There is a Santa Claus is an old-school Superman…

13 years ago