The Current Situation

The “We’re not sure your baby’s appearance is up to our family’s standards” starter pack

Here’s the tweet that is the source of this photo and this entry’s title: We’re Not Sure Your Baby’s Appearance…

6 years ago

Ian Miles Cheong is wrong as usual

Far-right culture warrior Ian Miles Cheong — who looks like my evil, basement-dwelling, sadder incel counterpart from a parallel universe…

6 years ago

Warmer weather is coming, which means…

...that it’s time to post the unofficial Florida state motto (pictured above).

6 years ago

The perfect movie scene for the Texas reopening

In what seems to be an attempt to justify the Norwegians’ use of “Texas” as a slang expression for “crazy”,…

6 years ago

Confusing headline of the day

According to the article, the dog walker survived and is recovering in the hospital. The headline could still use a…

6 years ago

It’s a warm day in Florida (and nowhere else in the U.S.)

Yes, we can be “America’s drainpipe for weirdos” sometimes, but we’re also a blessed tropical paradise. While the rest of…

6 years ago

The Filter Menace (or: If Darth Vader and the Emperor communicated via Zoom)

Need context? Start here: Mortified Lawyer Appears in Court as a Cat, Blames Zoom Filter.

6 years ago

This joke sticks the landing

Here’s some context, because readers might not get the reference a few years from now: New York Times: Gorilla Glue…

6 years ago

Half-time was the best time to go plague shopping

My hunch that Trader Joe’s Tampa would be a ghost town last night during Super Bowl LV’s half-time paid off.…

6 years ago