The Current Situation

Happy “Hitler Dead” Day!

On this day in 1945, Hitler did the best thing he ever did. He killed Hitler. In his basement. It’s…

5 years ago

How the “Trolley Problem” actually works in the real world

The moral of the story remains the same: BE RICH.

5 years ago

I’m getting my second vaccine this afternoon

It doesn’t matter what gang you belong to — just join one, and work on your finger-snapping, dancing, and singing.

5 years ago

Where to get the COVID-19 vaccine in Tampa this week

Pop-up sites all over Tampa Here’s a list of this week’s COVID-19 pop-up vaccine sites in Tampa: You don’t need…

5 years ago

Deliver us from Karen, Amen.

Here’s an unsurprising response to the image above, which shows a more-accurate depiction of Jesus on the left, and the…

5 years ago

America *is* great, Mike Huckabee. Just not *your* vision of it.

Mike Huckabee, the former governor of Arkansas, political commentator on his own show, and combination Fox News contributor and Southern…

5 years ago

COVID-19 vaccination allegory of the day

Also: Gravity doesn’t cause your car to plunge into the water; 5G networking does.

5 years ago

Florida Vaccine Update

In case you haven’t heard, here’s the latest news on COVID-19 vaccine eligibility in Florida: If you’re 50 or older,…

5 years ago

Expect cringey apologies like this for the next few weeks

“In your heart?” More like up your ass. In light of the increased violence against Asians, expect to see this…

5 years ago