Dude 1: These two guys walk up to a whorehouse... Dude 2: I like this joke already.
The office in which I work is on John Street, a busy side street in the heart of Toronto's club…
An actual conversation I had with an older busker friend of mine, near the corner of Queen and Spadina: Scrawny-looking…
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Someone sent me this clipping from the Eugene Weekly's personals: Studio of Unfine Art. You: lanky dork behind counter. Me:…
Yesterday was an exercise in patience and perseverance. It all started with an airline ticket that never made it to…
I just realized that yesterday was the six-month anniversary of The Adventures of AccordionGuy in the 21st Century. I'd like…
I think we've created a monster. On Saturday, May 1st, 1999, I took the accordion out and played it in…