It Happened to Me

“Since Five I Know From Funny!”

My friend Anne works for Aerial Communications, the PR firm behind the Toronto dates of Jackie Mason's latest stand-up comedy…

24 years ago

The Accidental Go-Go Dancer

At last, the go-go dancer story. There was a birthday party for my friend Marlo on Saturday. Dinner -- which…

24 years ago

I am Now a Go-Go Dancer

As it gets closer and closer to the third anniversary of the day I first played the accordion in public,…

24 years ago

Let Me Just Say This…

I. Am. Spartacus.

24 years ago

A Perfect Little Tuesday

Yesterday in Toronto, it was a sunny day with summer-like temperatures in the high 20's (that's low-to-mid 80's for those…

24 years ago

Quotes, Part 2

"What country is Laos in?" Thursday, March 28th: Paul, Rob and I are at the Liquids Lounge on the trendy…

24 years ago

Quotes, Part 1

Here are some of the more interesting quotes I've heard in the past fortnight, and the stories behind them. "You're…

24 years ago

Springtime, Synchronicity and Soapy Women

(Nice title, eh?) It was a springlike day in Toronto: bright and sunny with temperatures around 14 degrees (that's almost…

24 years ago

They’re Not “Strippers”, They’re “Naked-Americans”

North Beach Photo by Weegee010, and under a Creative Commons Attribution-Share Alike 4.0 license. Click to see the source. Friday,…

24 years ago

San Francisco and I are on Speaking Terms Again

A Bone to Pick I had a bone to pick with San Francisco. The entire damned seven-by-seven miles of the…

24 years ago