Joey deVilla

I Suppose We’re Calling It “Ass-Gate” Now

The opportunity to print the word "Ass" in a headline size normally reserved for declarations of war comes only once…

14 years ago

Why Sam is Glad He’s Not Asian, and Why He’s Being Oppressed

Why Sam is Glad He's Not Asian The young gentleman pictured above is Sam Hendrickson from Culver, Indiana. He recently catapulted…

14 years ago

Ladies and Gentlemen, I Give You His Worship Rob Ford, the Mayor of Toronto, and His Fans

"I'm gonna show her my O-face." Former Toronto mayoral candidate Sarah Thomson posted in Facebook that she ran into Toronto's…

14 years ago

R.I.P. “Stompin’ Tom” Connors

Back during my days at Crazy Go Nuts University, I was a DJ at the engineering student-run Clark Hall Pub.…

14 years ago

Mashup of the Day: “Call Me a Hole” (Carly Rae Jepsen’s “Call Me Maybe” Meets NIN’s “Head Like a Hole”)

Nine Inch Nails' 1990 industrial dance angst anthem Head Like a Hole has a special place in my heart: it…

14 years ago

A Fifth-Grader’s Dream House, or MY Dream House?

The only differences between this fifth-grader's dream house and my present-day one are: I'd replace the McDonalds with a high-end…

14 years ago

Somebody Call Toronto Batman: Toronto Hitler’s on the Loose!

You'd think that the association with Adolf Hitler would've made that particular hairstyle-and-moustache combo unwearable forever. Perhaps this guy's trying…

14 years ago