This one's for you Back to the Future fans. Now's a good time to show this 1989 music/performance art/cry-for-serious-professional-help video by…
Not true: liquor makes me smart, handsome, charming, and rich. Well, that's what I dimly remember, anyway.
In my experience, Price Chopper usually means dented cans, bad produce, and meat cunningly packaged with the gristle side down.
You're not supposed to drink these to stay awake, but pour them into your gas tank to increase your fuel…
If you've ever sat or slept on a futon, or more accurately, attempted to sit or sleep on one, you…
Found via Fritz Helder. Click to see the source. Fact? Yes. Fun? Probably not. E! has since apologized for this…