Joey deVilla

Human-reptilian hybrid beats human-baked potato hybrid in Florida governor’s race

This being Florida, the politics can't help being weird. Huffington Post has the details.

12 years ago

A new Canadian supervillain appears: The Burglar King!

You're looking at the next big Canadian supervillain, who's been dubbed the "Burglar King", and he's on a terror campaign…

12 years ago

What today’s U.S. midterm elections look like to a foreigner like me

These "vote buttons" are totems that Americans who have come of age wear to encourage their fellow tribespeople to participate…

12 years ago

I want a GaffGun!

If only this thing were around back when I had regular band gigs at bars and clubs. I may just…

12 years ago

The pumpkin spice-ification of America continues unabated

Seen at my local Publix today: I'm still waiting on pumpkin spice Crest toothpaste. Get to work, Procter and Gamble!

12 years ago

Bear selfies: A self-correcting problem, but still…

Apparently, "bear selfies" are getting so popular that the U.S. Forest Service had to issue an announcement telling people that…

12 years ago

Because I’m all about that mace (or: My “Kevin Vickers, Sergeant-at-Arms” Halloween costume)

While a handful of my fellow Canadians decided that it might be funny to dress up for Halloween as disgraced…

12 years ago