Joey deVilla

That really happened: Putin orders crackdown on fake booze after dozens of Russians die from drinking bath lotion

Siberian Times photo. Click to see the source. 75 people have been reported dead in the Siberian city of Irktusk…

10 years ago

Which Christmas shirt should I go with?

Cheesy biker Santa, or... ...cheesy Florida Santa?

10 years ago

A terrible last-minute Christmas gift

The packaging says “Durable for Sport and Travel Activities”, but I’m reading it as “The underage drinker’s best friend”. I’m…

10 years ago

That really happened: Pakistan International Airlines crew sacrifices goat after grounded plane re-approved for flight

“Please be aware that the closest goat sacrifice may be behind your row.” After one of their ATR-42 turboprop planes crashed…

10 years ago

Recipe of the day: “Biriyani for 800 people”

We’re going to need a bigger pan. (If you’re looking to serve not quite so many people, try these recipes.)…

10 years ago

Rebranding Darth Vader

He’s also handing out baseball caps that say “Make Alderaan Gravel Again”. Thanks to NewsThump, whose idea I took and…

10 years ago

Meanwhile, in Florida…

This morning’s temperatures, shown in Herr Fahrenheit’s system from the days when phlogiston was a thing. 70° F is about…

10 years ago