Every once in a while, someone asks me how expensive accordions can get, and what you get for shelling out…
It seems that the saying “Adult life is like high school, except that there’s more money involved” turned out to…
Such a gentleman.
Baseball is no longer the national pastime; Oppositional defiance disorder is.
[ Thanks to John Priv for the find. I jazzed up the typesettng. ]