• The Current Situation

They never give you enough

• Florida

Florida Vaccine Update

In case you haven’t heard, here’s the latest news on COVID-19 vaccine eligibility in Florida: If you’re 50 or older,…

• The Current Situation

Expect cringey apologies like this for the next few weeks

“In your heart?” More like up your ass. In light of the increased violence against Asians, expect to see this…

• The Current Situation

Hey, envirodorks: You should’ve opened with THIS warning!

Talk about burying the lede! Had environmental scientists opened with a warning like “Human penises are shrinking because of pollution”,…

• Toronto (a.k.a. Accordion City)

Steal this idea: Toronto restaurant renames its burgers as office supplies so you can expense them

This story’s been making the rounds in my former home town of Toronto: Good Fortune Bar (currently operating as Good…

• The Current Situation

More evidence for my “We live in a simulation and someone left the intern in charge” theory

• Florida of the Day

Florida of the Day: “How it started / How it’s going”, the Spring Break edition

How it started: How it’s going: Context Wikipedia’s entry for Spring Break CNN — Miami Beach declares a state of emergency…