I’m becoming a) older b) weirder or c) Hugh Grant’s character in "About a Boy"

23 years ago

Today at the grocery store, I saw a very cute woman with her three-year old daughter and thought to myself…

A farewell to carbs

23 years ago

After seeing actual results from people I know -- Cory, Doc, the older sister of my can't-commit-to-a-damned-thing ex and Herb…

Scratch that job

23 years ago

Twelve essay questions, my answers to which they loved, and one very good interview later... ...I didn't score the semi-final…

Public service announcement

23 years ago

To all you drivers out there in Accordion City and other areas hit by last night's snow storm: SNOW IS…

"Soviet Canuckistan" — now on a T-shirt!

23 years ago

Although Pat Buchanan's use of the term "Soviet Canuckistan" to describe The People's Republic of AccordionGuy (the country in which…

Brisket!

23 years ago

This is a "cheese sandwich" posting taken to the next level. I'm posting this photo of tonight's dinner, a brisket…

Karin the enabler

23 years ago

  Karin the party machine. Taken this summer at the Bovine Sex Club. Every time I hang out with my…

2002 International Rock Paper Scissors Championship

23 years ago

That's right, it's the 2002 International Rock Paper Scissor Championships, and they're being held here in Toronto! For the first…

"Your ass is mine!"

23 years ago

Ed Rooney! "Pucker up, buttercup." That's what Dean of Students Rooney says when he thinks he's caught Ferris Bueller at…

Burning Man Party tomorrow night

23 years ago

A group of Toronto-based Burning Man attendees are hosting a decompression party tomorrow night: The details Where: Blue Moon (725…