It’s always been that way, Vince…

24 years ago

From an article in USA Today (the newspaper for the postliterate) that looks as if it's there to whip up…

To Abu Sayyaf, who keep blowing stuff up in the Philippines

24 years ago

You want your own separate Muslim homeland? I have two words for you: START SWIMMING.

Feedback, part three

24 years ago

Terry Valko, an accordion player from my old stomping ground of Pennsylvania, emailed me the following accordion-related questions and was…

Happy birthday, Eileen!

24 years ago

March 5th is a special day: it's my sister's birthday! Happy birthday to the best sister in the world! Happy…

Separated at Birth?

24 years ago

Isn't it funny how much the alleged mastermind behind 9/11, Khalid Shaikh Mohammed, resembles porn star Ron Jeremy? Dang, you…

It’s Pancake Tuesday, but not for those of us on Atkins

24 years ago

...also known as Shrove Tuesday, the day during which you're supposed to do spiritual housekeeping before Lent. I'm not sure…

Today’s Yahoo News Photos

24 years ago

Today, I'm quite busy with work. Today, Yahoo News has got some great photos! Why not combine the two for…

Overheard coming from the temp pool

24 years ago

While waiting for something to print out: "I never knew that there'd be so much politics at a government office!"…

Someday…

24 years ago

...I will have an all-female bodyguard squad like Muammar Khadafy/Gaddafi/Quad'a'fi. (Too bad they weren't allowed to follow him into the…

Mullins, then Velvet

24 years ago

On Friday night, Paul and I took the guitar-and-accordion act to Mullins, a pub in the Bay-and-Wellesley area. For those…