It stands to reason…

23 years ago

...that if some Americans are referring to French Fries as Freedom Fries and French Dressing as Patriot Dressing, shouldn't they…

The blogroll’s been updated

23 years ago

If you check the blogroll section (the links to people to link to me -- see the right-hand column), you'll…

Kickass Karaoke news

23 years ago

The next Kickass Karaoke: Wednesday, March 19thThat's not this coming Wednesday, but the following one. As usual, it's at the…

Mandatory cheese sandwich entry, part one

23 years ago

cheese sandwich: (n.) Slang used by weblog writers to describe a weblog entry in which the writer simply catalogs what…

It’s always been that way, Vince…

23 years ago

From an article in USA Today (the newspaper for the postliterate) that looks as if it's there to whip up…

To Abu Sayyaf, who keep blowing stuff up in the Philippines

23 years ago

You want your own separate Muslim homeland? I have two words for you: START SWIMMING.

Feedback, part three

23 years ago

Terry Valko, an accordion player from my old stomping ground of Pennsylvania, emailed me the following accordion-related questions and was…

Happy birthday, Eileen!

23 years ago

March 5th is a special day: it's my sister's birthday! Happy birthday to the best sister in the world! Happy…

Separated at Birth?

23 years ago

Isn't it funny how much the alleged mastermind behind 9/11, Khalid Shaikh Mohammed, resembles porn star Ron Jeremy? Dang, you…

It’s Pancake Tuesday, but not for those of us on Atkins

23 years ago

...also known as Shrove Tuesday, the day during which you're supposed to do spiritual housekeeping before Lent. I'm not sure…