"Did I come at a bad time?"

23 years ago

Once, I walked into a room and found a couple in the middle of a doozy of an argument --…

The obligatory poop posting

23 years ago

You want to ignore this post, but I know you. You can't.Bowel Buddy Brand BiscuitsYou really have to come over…

Bike shopping

23 years ago

I'd been meaning to replace The Scorpion King -- my aging Raleigh Safari 5-speed "cruiser" style bicycle -- for some…

You must choose!

23 years ago

Which would you prefer?A. Everything you do, you do wrong. B. Everything you do, you do right, but you have…

There’s a difference, you know…

23 years ago

"Joey," said Tabitha the Cute Hot Dog Stand Girl, "you're a slut." "'Slut' is such an ugly word. I prefer…

"Don’t make me Ang Lee. You wouldn’t like me when I’m Ang Lee."

23 years ago

Although I came up with that line independently, it seems that I've been beaten to the punch. Dang.

The world gets a little more Gibsonesque

23 years ago

The Voodoo Magick BoxA friend of mine told me about his experiences with the Voodoo Magick Box this weekend. Apparently,…

Atonement

23 years ago

Okay, as a way of atoning for linking to a bad bum pic in the last posting, I present to…

Best…email…ever

23 years ago

This came to me from one Timothy Dewey Dewey. It is republished here with his permission:Dear King of Kings, I…