Once, I walked into a room and found a couple in the middle of a doozy of an argument --…
You want to ignore this post, but I know you. You can't.Bowel Buddy Brand BiscuitsYou really have to come over…
I'd been meaning to replace The Scorpion King -- my aging Raleigh Safari 5-speed "cruiser" style bicycle -- for some…
Which would you prefer?A. Everything you do, you do wrong. B. Everything you do, you do right, but you have…
"Joey," said Tabitha the Cute Hot Dog Stand Girl, "you're a slut." "'Slut' is such an ugly word. I prefer…
Although I came up with that line independently, it seems that I've been beaten to the punch. Dang.
The Voodoo Magick BoxA friend of mine told me about his experiences with the Voodoo Magick Box this weekend. Apparently,…
Okay, as a way of atoning for linking to a bad bum pic in the last posting, I present to…
This came to me from one Timothy Dewey Dewey. It is republished here with his permission:Dear King of Kings, I…
Hence the mad flurry of postings. Enjoy!