The only way to make this thing more deadly is to add a martini glass holder and mount it in a Ford Pinto

23 years ago

For the love of God, please let this thing be a joke: PRODUCT DESCRIPTION:  Mount your laptop or notebook to…

The Ceglowski Axiom

23 years ago

First came the Clarke Axiom, named after the guy who coined it, science fiction author Arthur C. Clarke:Any sufficiently advanced…

Asking the big questions

23 years ago

My favourite neocalvinist, Gideon Strauss, isn't afraid to ask some Pretty Big Questions. It's food for thought, and stuff like…

Found on The Onion

23 years ago

This one goes out to The Redhead: (A little aside: Yes, I have a lucky accordion, and I also have…

Really, do people NEED to be told this?

23 years ago

When I did a little accordion stand-up comedy as a warm-up act for the Slap and Tickle comedy troupe, I…

I’m with the band

23 years ago

Last night's band rehearsal -- the first for me -- went quite well, if late into the night (I got…

On "The Farm" — Survey Results

23 years ago

I think that this will be interesting to all of about a dozen people who read this blog, but here…

Fifty-three dollars, down the crapper

23 years ago

"It a great day at [plumbing company]!" said the cheery voice on the other end of the line. This gave…

New Blogware layout manager!

23 years ago

Last night, we upgraded Blogware's Layout Manager -- the part of Blogware that lets you visually specify what-goes-where on your…