“Can I get a COVID vaccine here?” “Sir, this is a car wash. But to answer your question: Yes.”

5 years ago

There’s probably a demographic that needs their car details and could use a COVID vaccine booster, but I’m not so sure…

Tonight’s plan

5 years ago

I don’t know what plans you reprobates have for this evening, but these are mine (more or less).

How to quit being a wimp and DRESS MANLY like the GOOD OLD DAYS

5 years ago

Just a reminder that what qualifies a “manly” has changed over human history and isn’t likely to stop changing anytime…

Just a goat at night glowing in purple light. Nothing to see here.

5 years ago

The combination of many purple-hued street lights (which are the result of a manufacturing defect) and someone’s runaway pet goat…

Scenes from this morning’s bike ride

5 years ago

I like to start most days with a 10-kilometer bike ride around my neighborhood, Seminole Heights. It’s also how I…

Hilarity ensues when people use “colon” when they meant “cologne”

5 years ago

While “colon” and “cologne” are both known for their aromas, they are indeed two very different things:

Turkey Drop

5 years ago

Even though I myself was the college boyfriend who displaced a high school one, I still said “DAAAAAAMN” after seeing…

New aloha shirt #4

5 years ago

Here’s the fourth of many vintage aloha shirts that I bought from Emily and Mike Stehle at last weekend’s Tampa…

Big John’s Pickled Sausage + Arby’s Vodka = The Filthy Martini!

5 years ago

I saw a whole rack of the above product at the grocery yesterday. I have vague memories of having some…