The Speech the New Pope Should Give

13 years ago

"Nolite me vocare Franciscum!" When I heard the new Pope's name, I immediately thought of this moment from the movie…

“I’m Goin’ to Prom!”

13 years ago

In case you don't get the reference, here's a little help.

“Grumpy Cat” (and Skrud) on Ottawa

13 years ago

Click to see the original. My friend "Skrud" came up with this meme after encountering someone who lives in Ottawa…

Everyone in Toronto Wears the Same Damn Coat

13 years ago

While retrieving my winter jacket at various parties or coat checks in town, I've been riffling past Canada Goose parka…

“Grumpy Cat” Sighting at the Grocery

13 years ago

My first thought on seeing this photo was "Hey, that's pretty hip for a grocery store". However, if you look…

Spring Forward, Wake Up!

13 years ago

Daylight saving time kicked into action yesterday morning at 2:00 a.m., but more people will feel its effects this morning…

“Sweet, Sweet Can” (or: Rob Ford’s “Ass-Gate” Meets The Simpsons) [Updated]

13 years ago

Although Toronto Mayor Rob Ford is Peter Griffin-esque, there's a good Simpsons reference for everything, and Scott Johnson knows this. He…

I Suppose We’re Calling It “Ass-Gate” Now

13 years ago

The opportunity to print the word "Ass" in a headline size normally reserved for declarations of war comes only once…

Why Sam is Glad He’s Not Asian, and Why He’s Being Oppressed

13 years ago

Why Sam is Glad He's Not Asian The young gentleman pictured above is Sam Hendrickson from Culver, Indiana. He recently catapulted…