This is Why They Don’t Let Me Into KFC Anymore

13 years ago

They just don't appreciate my "Colonel Sanders Horror Movie" concept.

That’s a Pretty Damned Ominous Thing to Read in the Paper

13 years ago

It's the creepiest placeholder text ever. The only worse place to put it would be in the horoscopes section.

A Comic Biography of Ayn Rand

13 years ago

Ayn Rand -- born Alisa Zinovyevna Rosenbaum, but renamed herself after her Rand typewriter -- is a great philosopher to…

It Looks Like It’s Going to be One of THOSE Mondays…

13 years ago

I hope your Monday goes much better than this.

Prayer of the Day

13 years ago

...especially those two poor ladies who have to huddle together to keep warm.

Marketing Agency CEO Gets a High Klout Score; Puts Out a Press Release [Updated]

13 years ago

The headline reads like an Onion article, but it's true: Anchor Communications' CEO got a Klout score of 68 and…

I Knew the Rolling Stones Were Old, But…

13 years ago

...I didn't think they were this old: On second thought:

How It Feels When I Connect to Free Wifi

13 years ago

I'm in Tampa right now, which puts me well outside Rogers' regular service area. Since I'm roaming, I always do…