My Accordion-Assisted Airline Upgrades

13 years ago

The Dallas Upgrade It was 8 p.m. on a Saturday night in Dallas-Fort Worth airport when I arrived from Las…

You! Shall! Not! Pass…the mashed potatoes.

13 years ago

This Lord of the Rings-themed dining table is geek-tastic. I give it a natural 20.

The snowman’s horrifying secret

13 years ago

Found at Mister Hayden. Click to see the source.

I’d hate to have to retrieve the contents from locker number 15…

13 years ago

Click the photo to face the fury at full size. ...I'm assuming, of course, that whoever left the little yapper…

Why I got kicked out of the grocery store

13 years ago

I don't understand -- I was just following the instructions they provided!

Virus vs. retrovirus: What’s the difference?

13 years ago

This picture, courtesy of Google Science Fair, makes it simple to distinguish between the two:

More superdickery: Professor X fires various X-Men

13 years ago

Comedian Pete Holmes has an often-amusing (sometimes he milks a joke a little too long) series of YouTube videos in…

In which we learn not the True Meaning of Christmas, but the True Meaning of Superdickery

13 years ago

Click the comic to read it at full size. Yes, Tyrone, There is a Santa Claus is an old-school Superman…