Oy! / Aiyahh! New mags to read!Jews and Asians have some similarities:We were the kids cleaning up in math and…
Kampin' Ted Nugent, rock star-turned-bowhunter, has a summer camp called Ted Nugent's Kamp for Kids. Asides from the fact that…
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I envy HelenMy friend Helen replied to an invitation to my house for a barbecue with the following line:Ooh! Smashing!Thanks…
I can't put my finger on exactly why, but this is just plain wrong, dammitCraig Good wrote this on Peace…
The Saddest Words My late great-aunt Mary used to quote a line from Maud Muller, a poem by John Greenleaf…
Blood, sweat, tears...and karaokeAs I mentioned in yesterday's posting, Kick Ass Karaoke (that's at the Bovine Sex Club here in…
Scoop: O'Reilly to announce Mac OS X Conference!(In The Happiest Geek on Earth) You could wait until the official announcement,…
Vocabulary Builder:Cougar is a Canadian slang term for a woman, typically in her very late thirties, or forties or fifties…
"Where's your Messiah now, Flanders?"It's lovely day in Toronto today. As I type this, I'm looking out the south wall…