Pixies memoriesIt's early December 1992 -- almost ten years ago! -- and I'm in my girlfriend's residence (to my American…
Attention Queen Street panhandlersThe "spare change for weed" signs were funny the first time. Now that you've all had them…
Dude 1: These two guys walk up to a whorehouse... Dude 2: I like this joke already.
R.I.P. Dee Dee Ramone Dee Dee Ramone (a.k.a. Douglas Glenn Colvin), 1952 - 2002. The story is here. You'll be…
My brush with World Cup greatnessWhile walking to get some lunch, a Japanese cab driver pulled over in front of…
It's a beer commercial out thereMolson has blocked off the street where the office is to shot a commercial for…
Global Pop Conspiracy Social A disbelieving onlooker (left), the turtle, and me, taking in the music and the wall-o-incomprehensible Japanese…
Otherwise known as "Smokin' Joe deVilla"Stand-upTuesday night marked my return to the stand-up comedy circuit. I haven't done much stand-up;…
So long, and thanks for all the sexWe'll file this under "so obvious it's painful":WARNING! In the considerations of safety,…