Tampa Bay deal of the day: Tall mower

Let’s see:

• Built while “bored” (I’m reading “bored” as “drunk, possibly high”) one night, and it plainly shows? Check!
• Ridiculously high up with correspondingly ridiculously high center of gravity? Check!
• “All it needs is a shift cable, a steering, and a piece of pipe with a pole on it to make it go?” Check!

If you have $300 and no sense of self-preservation, your new hobby ride awaits in Dade City! Here’s the Facebook Marketplace link for this “tall mower.”