Categories: Uncategorized

Florida men caught with bag full of drugs very clearly marked as “Bag full of drugs”

Tap the photo to see it at full size.

When the Florida Highway Patrol pulled over a car going 25 miles per hour (40 kilometers per hour) above the speed limit, one of the officers saw a bag with the text “BAG FULL OF DRUGS” printed on it. It turned out to actually be the case — they found 75 grams of meth, 1.36 kilograms of “raver roofies” (GHB), 15 ecstasy pills, 3.6 grams of fentanyl, and a gram of cocaine.

It was probably a salesmanship trick on the dealers’ part: when making the sale, they’d pull out the BAG FULL OF DRUGS, which would probably get a laugh from the customer and make the transaction a little smoother.

I get the feeling that this bag is going to get a boost in sales from this story. If you’d like to purchase one — presumably for ironic comedy purposes — you can get it online from “Human” for US$18.99:

Tap the photo to see it on the “Human” online store.

…and if you’d like to throw off suspicious cops, perhaps the “Definitely not a bag full of drugs” tote bag might be what you’re looking for (US$32.99 at Human):

Tap the photo to see it on the “Human” online store.

Joey deVilla

Recent Posts

Great news for people in tech

I saw the display pictured above a couple of days ago, and it’s evidence we’re…

17 hours ago

Happy Mother’s Day 2026 — from Shaft!

It’s that time of year, and this is that kind of blog, so here’s the 2026…

5 days ago

Sunday picdump for Sunday, May 10

It’s Sunday, and it’s time for another “picdump!” Here are the memes, pictures, and cartoons…

5 days ago

Unexpected product: The half-gallon milk crate car cup holder adapter

I’ve done the occasional Tampa-to-St. Pete commute during peak times, and they can easily stretch…

1 week ago

Lucky Tigre / relationship goals

Anitra and I saw the sticker pictured above on a Model Y Tesla parked outside…

1 week ago

Sunday picdump for Sunday, May 3

It’s Sunday, and it’s time for another “picdump!” Here are the memes, pictures, and cartoons…

2 weeks ago