Tampa Bay deal of the day: Manatee-shaped chicken tender, asking $5,000

If you’ve got “five large” burning a hole in your pocket, Melinda Britt Disbrow has a chicken tender shaped like a manatee that she’d love to sell you!

You can buy it on this page in Facebook Marketplace:

My observations:

1. Let us not mock her for the harebrainedness of her idea, but praise her for her entrepreneurial spirit.
2. It’s a fraction of the price of that banana duct taped to a wall.
3. If I can find a chicken tender shaped like Baby Yoda, I’ll never have to work again!