On Wednesday afternoon, Miami defense lawyer Stephen Gutierrez was trying to convince a jury that his client’s car spontaneously caught fire and was not deliberately set alight by the defendant when smoke began pouring out of his right pants pocket. He ran out of the courtroom, and when he returned shortly afterward with a singed pocket, he claimed that a faulty e-cigarette battery was to blame.
The police and prosecutors are investing the case, and if they determine that the incident was a staged defense demonstration that went terribly wrong — and remember, the unofficial Florida motto is “no idea is a bad one” — he Gutierrez could be held in contempt of court.
As for Gutierrez’ client: he was convicted of second-degree arson.
Thanks to Tim Jones for the find!
And yet, I preordered the Ultimate Edition for PS5, just in case it’s actually released.…
How Crunchy Moms became “the most dangerous” group on Facebook In March 2025, less than…
Here’s an editorial I wish I wrote, but it appeared as a post on the…
Hello from Canada, American friends! Here’s a meme of encouragement for you. As I write…
It’s been a couple of Sundays, and the “picdump” is back! After three weeks on…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SnsBI4YxwIs If you’re voting in the U.S. midterm elections this Tuesday, last week’s Last Week…
View Comments
lawyer lawyer pants on fire