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A terrible last-minute Christmas gift

The packaging says “Durable for Sport and Travel Activities”, but I’m reading it as “The underage drinker’s best friend”.

I’m also reading “Personalize with Your Logo” as “Go ahead, write your name on it with a Sharpie, but it won’t stop your fraternity brothers from stealing your booze”.

Joey deVilla

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