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Florida of the day: Naked woman celebrates Thanksgiving by using fountain as a bidet

Don’t you just love that “deep clean” feeling?

Many housing developments in Florida — mine included — have little lakes, most of which have continuously-running fountains to keep the water moving and prevent them from being mosquito breeding areas. In Lauderhill’s Waterford Park complex, a naked woman seems to have found another use for them on Thanksgiving morning, as the photo above shows.

According to the news report:

It took a couple of Lauderhill Fire Rescue divers to remove the woman from the fountain. They also got her out of the lake at the Waterford Park complex safely.

Authorities believe she was under the influence of alcohol and drugs.

I can’t say I blame her — a little intoxication is part of Thanksgiving, and once you’ve tried one of those fancy Japanese toilets, it’s hard to go back.

Joey deVilla

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