The best online dating profile I’ve ever seen

Poe’s Law is in full effect! “patriotpony1986’s” posting is from 2012, but fear not, ladies! The odds are pretty good that he’s still available today. I couldn’t find any sign online that he’d finished his book, however.

Updates

• This exploded on Twitter, so I’ve edited the screen capture to obscure his face and whereabouts, because while the profile is fake, the photo is real (once again, I cite Poe’s Law). Everyone deserves an Internet Redemption.
• Is it even possible to be a fan of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic and Ayn Rand’s works at the same time? Even knowing that Rand was a fan of the 1970s TV series Charlie’s Angels, I’m having trouble imagining how Bronyism and Objectivism fit together.