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More proof that “The Elf on the Shelf” is bad news

Found at Couponing4You’s Facebook page via Barry Gervin. Click to see the source.

While my family celebrates Christmas, I’d never heard of this “Elf of the Shelf” thing until a couple of years ago. I’m chalking it up as just another weird WASP thing, like that cut-up celery suspended in green jello dish. The critical theory folks are having a field day about the Elf softening us up for a surveillance state, but as the photo above shows, that’s not the worst of it.

Joey deVilla

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