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The current top contender for my Halloween costume this year: “I’m not a state; I’M A MONSTER!”

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To celebrate the first Halloween in my new home, I can’t think of a more appropriate costume than the one pictured above. In case you don’t get the reference, it’s from the Simpsons episode where Marge, deep in the throes of a gambling addiction, forgets to make a costume for Lisa’s state pageant where she’s supposed to be Florida. Homer ends up making the costume pictured above, and when Lisa tries it on, she says “I’m not a state; I’m a monster!“.

Here’s another example:

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Where in Tampa can I get this kind of foam?

Joey deVilla

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  • That foam looks hot and schweaty. Two rules for a good costume: no schweatin' and no schleppin'

    I don't think the material matters so much as long as it looks like it was made by Homer Simpson.

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