A screen capture of those three tweets, just in case. Found via Huffington Post – click to see their article.
In three consecutive tweets, Kenzie Lind summarized America on Thanksgiving weekend quite well. She may have invented Twitter haiku!
Thankful for shopping
— Kenzie Lind (@thekenzielind) November 28, 2013
Also for hot tamales
— Kenzie Lind (@thekenzielind) November 28, 2013
FIGHT AT WALMART
— Kenzie Lind (@thekenzielind) November 29, 2013
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If only the third line started with "A" or ended with an enthusiastic "Yah!"...so close.
Mike Adamson: If she'd ended that last line with "BITCH", the haiku would've conformed to both the Japanese 5 - 7 - 5 syllable rule and would've sounded perfectly context-appropriate.