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Third-Graders’ Behaviour, Explained

So that’s why they’re acting all crazy.

Joey deVilla

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  • Ritalin is just a version of meth (methylphenidate) with slightly fewer side effects. You can't expect a kid to read all the crap on the handout sheets that come in the box with his or her school meds. Also, I wouldn't blame the teacher for doing a bit of meth, either kind, too, what with having to ride herd on a classroom full of cranked up school kids. Maybe they all do take their meth together.

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