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FOX News’ Shepard Smith Can’t Understand Your Crazy Moon Language

While covering yesterday’s press conference on the arrest of the suspects involved in the VIA Rail terror plot, FOX News’ Shepard Smith found the whole thing lacking in that FOX-y oh-god-the-ferriners-are-coming oomph and a bit too heavy on a language he can’t understand:

“Let’s get the details, in English and in French, it’s how they roll, they are still saying ‘hello’ over there and they are going to say ‘hello’ for a long time,” said Smith, as the RCMP spokesperson spoke in French. “God love Canada, but they’re not great at the television. I don’t know what else to say about it.”

God love FOX News, but they’re not great at the journalism.

In Case You’re Wondering…

The title for this post comes from the episode of The Tick titled That Mustache Feeling:

Joey deVilla

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