Boston Police tweeted their capture of Dzhokar Tsarnaev, suspected participant in the Boston Marathon bombing, in a rhyme worth of Dr. Seuss. I thought it was worthy of a graphic treatment:
In case you wanted to see the original, here it is:
CAPTURED!!! The hunt is over. The search is done. The terror is over. And justice has won. Suspect in custody.
— Boston Police Dept. (@Boston_Police) April 20, 2013
Here’s a Dr. Seuss book that might be appropriate for Tsarnaev right about now:
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Properly absurd.