Tonight’s Homework Assignment

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Homework

Please do one of the following by Tuesday:

1. Master kung fu
2. Switch religions for a day
3. Wear a fake moustache for 24 hours
4. End world hunger
5. Find your nemesis, earn their trust, then vanquish them (preferably with magic).
6. In the shower, use conditioner first, then shampoo, just to see what would happen (I’m curious).